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IF THE AD CLAIMS: |
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IT REALLY MEANS: |
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Rough condition |
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Too
bad to lie about |
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Parts car |
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Beyond repair |
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Immaculate |
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Recently washed |
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Concourse |
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Recently waxed |
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Quiet engine |
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If
you use 90WT oil |
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Needs minor overhaul |
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Needs engine |
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Needs major overhaul |
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Phone the junkyard |
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Burns no oil |
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It
all leaks out |
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Rebuilt engine |
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Cleaned spark plugs |
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Drive it away |
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I
live on a hill |
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Drive it anywhere |
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Within 10 miles |
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Desirable classic |
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No
one wants it |
| Rare
classic |
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No
one wanted it new |
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Stored over 20 years |
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In
a farmers field |
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Ran when stored |
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Siezed up |
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Never apart |
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Bolts too rounded to loosen |
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Solid as a rock |
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Rusted solid |
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Restored, with 0 miles |
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Won’t start |
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Restored, with 2 miles |
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Won’t stay running |
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Older restoration |
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First owner washed it |
| Good
investment |
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Can’t be worth much less |
| No
time to restore it |
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Can’t obtain parts |
| 95%
complete |
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Other 5% does not exist |
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Other interests conflict |
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The
wife says’ Either that #?!#*^#
Thing goes or I do! |
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Doesn’t smoke |
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Cause it’s out of oil |
| New
racing slicks |
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Tires are bald |
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Reupholstered |
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New
Walmart seat covers |
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Major performance upgrades |
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Bolted chrome tip on tailpipe |
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Complete restoration |
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New spray bomb paint
job |
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New paint |
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Don’t get it wet |
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Sporty |
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It’s got a floor
shifter |
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Family car |
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There’s still food
under the seats |
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Will sacrifice for
$XXX |
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Can’t believe I paid
$XXXX |
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Lots of extras |
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Everything that fell
off is in the trunk |
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Quiet engine |
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Can’t hear it over
the broken headers |
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Traction control
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Only starts in 2ND
gear |
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Race modified |
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Its got stickers on
the windows |
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Precision machined |
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I used a degreaser |
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FAST |
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......ER than a GEO |
